PIRATE V. NINJA
EST SHOT: haven't decided
Face-off between ninja and pirate.
Ninja jumps into the air,
Pirate opens fire from her pistol.
Ninja throws some sweet throwing-stars (probably have a better name for them, but whatevs.)
One slices pirate across the face. She turns away and grabs her wound in pain.
Once her back is turned, the ninja lands behind her and runs her through with her katana.
Pirate is shocked, but turns around with a smile to the ninja.
Pirate raises her pistol and shoots the ninja point-blank in the head.